tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60015983279492578522024-02-02T14:07:51.714-08:00where it beganKazuki Konghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047271709475518395noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001598327949257852.post-14375919338819687832008-11-21T05:36:00.000-08:002008-11-21T06:44:27.446-08:00first tag of all by my own, pretty sayang!1. Your handphone model? the nokia express music that owix rosak wan..the same hp with my sayang..<br />2. A picture of it? dial 1-800-FIND YOUR OWN ANSWER!!!<br />3. How many times did your phone get tortured by you? i didn't tortured it, it torture me from head to toe..<br />4. Which part of your handphone you hate the most and why? i won't hate my hp but it hates me..i dunno why??..<br />5. Like the most and why? the pictures inside that's me and my sayang ..<br />6. If you're given a chance to change your phone colour, what would it be? my own skin colour coz i can camo it when i'm walking around so the thieves can't steal it..<br />7. What icon do you click the most? as i just told u all that, me and my sayang NON-STOP!!..<br />8. What else to change to become a perfect handphone? change it into my head so that i can bring it along to jalan-jalan during shopping then ppl will think that i chopped my other twin's head and trying to show off to everyone..<br />9. You need a handphone because.. to call and to show everyone that i can use a hp!!..<br />10. Who bought this phone for you? duh!..my ownself??..<br />11. With the total amount of your handphone price, what could you buy other than phones?..still wanna ask me about what i can buy??sure buy food to survive lor..no food, then can't enjoy life lor..<br />12. Is your handphone model popular in the market? rubbish!..go see what kinda phone malaysians using nowadays..<br />13. Describe yourself as a smart handphone user. no doubt about using it to call other ppl!<br />14. How often do you charge your phone? owix charged it until it blows up..<br />15.Estimate, how long could your handphone survive? u ask me??..i ask who??..i'm not good in being a god yet..<br />16. Actually are you interested in phones? more interested than u??..<br />17. Are you happy with your phone condition now? ah..if i'm unhappy with it, i already changed it long time ago..<br />18. Every morning, what is the first thing you do with your handphone? see it whether it's already blown up..<br />19. Imagine someone takes your handphone away for 1 day. better and i'll exchange it with the fella's hp and he or she has to charge it until their electric bill's gonna kill them..<br />20. No handphone no life. sure what coz if ur stuck in an island like the 'cast away' movie, u got nowhere to go and i dun wanna have a long beard like tom hanks..<br />21. Tag 6 sexy fone users. ixit included me inside?..Kazuki Konghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047271709475518395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001598327949257852.post-20787630184509479532008-11-11T07:18:00.000-08:002008-11-11T08:48:10.361-08:00Stuff??<strong>Have you all ever encountered something <span style="font-size:130%;">'DIRTY'</span>??..I'm not meaning about the sexy stuff but i'm talking about the '<span style="font-size:130%;">stuff</span>'??..If you do, these are the steps that can help you get rip the '<span style="font-size:130%;">stuffs</span>'..Firstly, you have to find something like this..</strong><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhphcek6S5oFgJMK98fzyN5qJoOj4q9qPYUcwYfk2BKzshvPKUBlKjkaYLJ04sk3q8NYXphnQf7AHO8q2D-zy6pO_d3cbD6JdUjVenZZwj0nT-hIyjdA0s6sQnnUhDSb1Gba_WBn5FJLcM/s1600-h/Cawhore001.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 191px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267422304612449074" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhphcek6S5oFgJMK98fzyN5qJoOj4q9qPYUcwYfk2BKzshvPKUBlKjkaYLJ04sk3q8NYXphnQf7AHO8q2D-zy6pO_d3cbD6JdUjVenZZwj0nT-hIyjdA0s6sQnnUhDSb1Gba_WBn5FJLcM/s320/Cawhore001.jpg" /></a> <strong>This is an antique from the movie(<span style="font-size:130%;">Ghostbuster</span>)...</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Then, you have to encounter the 'stuffs'...</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Like this....For example,i'm the '<span style="font-size:130%;">stuff</span>'..</strong><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS1g2V_XPyi4hYkD4RUhBdiNMMuWA6KzmK-j_ome7EyNyTdcgPV3kaBb8XWqE0loj9R-eOat2UbkYvEOzziZiXEC2gRmycA0tERGAT4qpOPLN6JRnE6bQOPO6QPmsfBurpU9IcKUdXrpA/s1600-h/Cawhore002.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267422298897273714" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS1g2V_XPyi4hYkD4RUhBdiNMMuWA6KzmK-j_ome7EyNyTdcgPV3kaBb8XWqE0loj9R-eOat2UbkYvEOzziZiXEC2gRmycA0tERGAT4qpOPLN6JRnE6bQOPO6QPmsfBurpU9IcKUdXrpA/s320/Cawhore002.jpg" /></a> <strong>After that, you have to hold the <span style="font-size:130%;">'Ghostbuster Machine'</span> as what i called it..</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong>Then, you have to throw it near the '<span style="font-size:130%;">thing</span>'(me)........</strong></div><div><br /><strong>When the '<span style="font-size:130%;">thing</span>' is still busy laughing around and everyone look weird..and ask "what he's doing overthere like an <span style="font-size:130%;">'orang gila'</span>??....</strong></div><div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIK-o-sQOLduWop5s8orYx9WhhbWxeBvxdKlqfXa-V9GDW0KY8tRyH6K3zy6NcLrWE55uzt3VNNtg7oWn_cMb8izmE9BjCZuISU28Mvf_1F928kdl5icK-tPhNh1B1C1TO8BfD0pKxOPU/s1600-h/Cawhore003.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267422294449732402" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIK-o-sQOLduWop5s8orYx9WhhbWxeBvxdKlqfXa-V9GDW0KY8tRyH6K3zy6NcLrWE55uzt3VNNtg7oWn_cMb8izmE9BjCZuISU28Mvf_1F928kdl5icK-tPhNh1B1C1TO8BfD0pKxOPU/s320/Cawhore003.jpg" /></a><br /><strong>Then, the '<span style="font-size:130%;">machine</span>' will open and suck the '<span style="font-size:130%;">stuff</span>' into itself..and as you can see the photo below that the 'thing' is helpless and asking for help while trying to fly out from there..Once again, the innocent pedestrians are walking away safe and unharmed..<br /></strong><br /></div><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizFvwFodhAs0htE17wRMXWP9-_s0gxAS4aFz2eq063g4bs3myc_BNV_wSeyV6jt42hcnrypTX-JPPSR45mVIbZyXGnc_7hNP-omWXPrKXLHX56MTS9deP-5OynITZUIhXEeKy8VhudN-Y/s1600-h/Cawhore004.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267422286310089266" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizFvwFodhAs0htE17wRMXWP9-_s0gxAS4aFz2eq063g4bs3myc_BNV_wSeyV6jt42hcnrypTX-JPPSR45mVIbZyXGnc_7hNP-omWXPrKXLHX56MTS9deP-5OynITZUIhXEeKy8VhudN-Y/s320/Cawhore004.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><strong>So,this is the only solution for annoying people such as the innocent orange colour shirt dude in the photo above where he can't stop annoyed by the machine on the floor...If anyone are interested in this machine, please call this number (<span style="font-size:130%;">1-800-please help the innocent orange dude</span>) and pre-book it <span style="font-size:130%;">while stock lasts</span>...<span style="font-size:130%;">Early birds</span> will receive free goodie bags ,a free video on '<span style="font-size:130%;">How this thing works'</span> and so much more...So,don't wait or you'll be '<span style="font-size:130%;">terribly</span>' annoyed...</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>(comfirmation to everyone...the characters above are not fictions and the stunts are professionally trained and organised.Any attempts on recreating this actions will be stop and the 'unprofessionally' trained pirated people will be prosecuted or electricuted..So, please don't try this at home...)<br /><div><div><div><div><div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Kazuki Konghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047271709475518395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001598327949257852.post-11569415523471770002008-11-11T07:14:00.000-08:002008-11-11T07:18:01.859-08:00GOD!..Please HELP ME!!!..I'm freaking angry with the connection problems over here..freaking ugly break up suddenly and sometimes, shittin' me all over the place when i wanna post a new blog..Dah habis cerita then, tak boleh post..haish..So hopefully GOD, help me in this problem that i'm having over here..Kazuki Konghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047271709475518395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001598327949257852.post-50955040511044566812008-10-23T07:44:00.000-07:002008-10-23T07:54:41.970-07:00Pissed!<strong>I'm reali pissed that how i was treated..I'm reali sad that things always go haywire and ended up intense and tension..I just need a happy life and not an unhappy daily routine..I just need the happiness that i always wish and wanted..I just wish time will bring me happiness..Hope things will go on smoothly and happily as the time pass us by..I'll pray that things will be better for the future..</strong>Kazuki Konghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047271709475518395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001598327949257852.post-33153683561112639392008-10-21T08:57:00.000-07:002008-10-21T09:00:51.730-07:00My Friend's "Whiteboard Car"...<span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcSaIhkzlmDbjQUXxJgL_SJj2xtp63jol5azFGW4tAzvtSnJcIOTvoQMrwsblpdEUIXQFWkLuHpQGivj67j3n5SelN7MgjuEnwFnuaj6L4b_YNoEAADk1Pxs4z0NvpCvoyrvNCv3-IpkM/s1600-h/A,B,C+car.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259631169228676594" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcSaIhkzlmDbjQUXxJgL_SJj2xtp63jol5azFGW4tAzvtSnJcIOTvoQMrwsblpdEUIXQFWkLuHpQGivj67j3n5SelN7MgjuEnwFnuaj6L4b_YNoEAADk1Pxs4z0NvpCvoyrvNCv3-IpkM/s400/A,B,C+car.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="left"><strong>Today's a day that i'm in a sad <span style="font-size:130%;">emotion</span>..Today's a day ,i got back my Sem. 1 examination <span style="font-size:130%;">results</span>..Today's a day that the rain <span style="font-size:130%;">doesn't stop dropping</span>..Today also can be my lucky day too..Coz i got good results in exam, and can learn a bit of <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">A,B,C</span>..It's because my friend's <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">white car</span> that <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">haven't</span> been <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">washed</span> since <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">two years ago</span>, had been a <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">whiteboard</span> for us to write on..He's kinda lucky that we gave him a class in learning how to write and read from his car..I'm kinda sorry for him that it's the time for him to wash his car after two years of <span style="font-size:130%;">record breaking</span> for his car that stayed as champion of Malaysia's own <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">'dirtiest car alive'</span>..So, if there's any white cars that are similiar to this case, just give me a call and we'll do the <span style="color:#ffffff;">'<span style="font-size:180%;">teaching</span>'</span> job..</strong></div>Kazuki Konghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047271709475518395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001598327949257852.post-32769563612273878472008-10-20T08:10:00.000-07:002008-10-20T08:28:57.759-07:00NewbiE!<div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000066;"><strong><em>I'm <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">new</span> into this stuff coz my gf asked me to blog since i'm already '<span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">old</span>'..or should i say <span style="color:#ffffff;">'<span style="font-size:180%;">m</span>ature enough'</span>..hehe..So, hopefully things will <span style="color:#ffffff;">"<span style="font-size:180%;">s</span>oon <span style="font-size:180%;">s</span>oon lei lei lah"..</span>means i'll do things properly if i'm not mistaken..hehe..haven't written anything that's like an essay or rumusan for a long time..So, hope everyone will try to understand what i'm trying to tell everyone here..I'll make blog as my hobby <span style="color:#ffffff;">'<span style="font-size:180%;">if</span>'</span> i can ,since i'm at home during the night only..So, wish me luck in bloggin' ..thank you all!!</em></strong></span><span style="font-family:webdings;"> </span></div>Kazuki Konghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04047271709475518395noreply@blogger.com0